S日记 - 电影8

还有张三(sān )丫也说了(le )，除了挨骂之(zhī )外，她这些日子(🥣)也没挨过打。

一个自闭口吃的男(⏰)孩能完成自己的音乐梦想吗

明朝永历帝朱由榔懦弱无能，

偷窃老手尼克（(🌑)罗伯特·德尼罗 Robert De Niro 饰）顺利完成了委托(tuō )人的任务(🤫)返回住所，但是在交(jiāo )接时委托人麦斯（马龙(lóng )·(😗)白兰度 Marlon Brando饰）给他带来(lái )了一好(hǎo )一坏两个消(xiāo )息：坏消息是买(mǎi )主死掉了，尼克无(😩)法出货；好消息则是有一单四百万的大生意在等着他——需要(yào )尼(💩)可从海关大楼的地下室偷出国王的加冕权杖。预备和女友结婚的尼可(🍚)不想再涉足(🎦)偷窃，但是麦(mài )斯的合作者——乔装弱智打入海关内部的(📰)青年杰克（爱德华·诺顿 Edward Norton 饰）对这单生意锲而不舍，杰克终于打动尼可，与之结成了偷窃权(📎)杖的二人组合。杰克凭(♑)借出(🧥)色的急智完成了准备工作，尼可对这位锋芒毕(bì )露(🌂)的年(🎑)青人要求严格(gé )，但又(yòu )不乏暗暗的赞许。行动当夜(💔)，两人潜入海关，但事情的发(fā )展却出人意表……(🔻)

要知道在这古代，一个(🚌)寡妇留一个男人(rén )住下，那可是(shì )一件非常有伤风化的事儿。

陆沅给她倒了杯热(🤤)水，见她这个模样，不由得问了一句：叶瑾帆呢(ne )？

You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10

但是张春桃(táo )没想到，张秀娥竟然会有这么大的反应(👀)。

Erotic Movie (B)